Sarcastic Droid Personality Chip is a type of Base Droid Personality Chip.
Schematic info[]
Sarcastic Droid Personality Chip draft schematic
Comments[]
Comments made when droid is called
- Can I help you?
- I'm sure it's great to see you. Sorry if I sound depressed. I'm always depressed.
- It's a pleasure to see you here. You'll ignore me, of course. But I can't help it, I'm programmed to like you.
- It's good to see you. You don't care if you see ME, of course. I'm just a lonely droid ...
- It's wonderful to see you. Maybe you'll just loosen this restraining bolt here ... no? Oh well.
- Welcome.
- Well, it's nice to meet you before I rust away.
Comments made when droid is hit in combat
- A touch, I do confess it. A veritable ouchie.
- Ha, your deactivation attempt failed!
- I could use a repair droid around now.
- If I close my eyes maybe this will all go away...
- I'm still standing! Amazing!
- Look at that, scratches on my finish.
- Now I'm getting mad. Well, as mad as a droid can get.
- Now would you look at these scratches?
- Oh boy, that hurts. Not that anyone cares if a droid feels pain.
- Ouch
- Ow.
- This could end badly. Just as I predicted.
- Why me?
Comments made when droid is idle
- Expected somewhere? See you later. - said when a PC moved out of sensor range
- Got somewhere to be? Sure, go spend time away from the droid. - said when returning to droid
- I'm sure I'll see you again. Knowing how droids get treated though, you may just avoid me. - said when a PC moved out of sensor range
- Later, then. - said when a PC moved out of sensor range
- Oh, you're leaving? Nobody ever wants to stay with droids. - said when a PC moved out of sensor range
Comments made when droid does not understand your command (for example, command requires a target and none is specified)
- You're not making sense again.
