Jokes for All is one of the written materials found in a Data Storage Unit.
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Two Gamorreans are walking through Jabba's Palace when they notice the Rancor loose from his cage. As the Rancor makes his way towards them one of the Gamorreans stops to put on his running shoes.
"You're crazy!" The other guard says. "You'll never outrun that Rancor!"
"I don't have to out run him." The first guard replies. "Just you."
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A rodian walks into a bar with a womprat under one arm and a chuba under the other. He walks over to the bartender and says, "If I show you something amazing can I have a free Jawa Beer?"
The bartender thinks for a second and says, "Ok. Let's see it."
The rodian sets the womprat on the bar and pulls a slitherhorn out of his pack. He puts the slitherhorn down next to the womprat who starts playing it. The bartender is amazed.
"That's incredible!" The bartender exclaims. "What's the Chuba for?"
"Watch this." The rodian sets the chuba down on the bar next to the womprat and it starts to sing! The bartender can't believe it.
"I'll give you 100,000 credits for both of them."
"Oh, I couldn't." The Rodian says. "My grandmother gave me the womprat."
"Ok, I'll give you 50,000 for just the chuba."
"Deal."
The bartender hands the money to the Rodian and takes the chuba proudly.
"How do I get him to sing?" He asks.
"Oh, he can't sing." The Rodian says. "The Womprat's also a ventriloquist."