Dr. Fool

GALAXY-WIDE ALERT!!

Galaxy-renowned toymaker, Dr. Fool, has lost control of his latest inventions. If the current malfunctions continue at the existing rate, we expect containment to be lost at 12AM PDT, April 1st. Dr. Fool is known to have toy creation laboratories on Tatooine, Naboo, Lok, Corellia, and Endor. Citizens on those planets should be extra cautious and never attempt to approach these renegade toys alone. Citizens brave (or stupid) enough may attempt to disable these toys for recall at their own risk.

The good news is that, even if any of the inventions breach containment, they are expected to run out of power in 24 hours.

Not learning from the serious levels of havoc that he caused last year, the galaxy renowned toy maker "Dr. Fool" has once again allowed a breach in his security to give his inventions a chance to escape. The toys are designed with special killer AI to make them "more realistic" for children, but however once the safety switch has been tripped, the toys can become deadly. The League of Ingenious Experimentation (LIE) is congratulating Dr. Fool for his work, but also encouraging only the bravest of players to help them bring down the deadly toy menace.

Grand Moff Cray Zi-Auldman says:

These toy antics must stop. We call for the immediate destruction of Dr. Fool's experiments to protect the citizens of the galaxy. May I suggest giving lightsabres to children to save Dr. Fool the time of building deadly toys to sell.

Defeating the Toys
The Toys can be found on Tatooine, Naboo, Lok, Corellia and Endor. Traveling to one of these planets will allow players to hunt down and "recall" the renegade merchandise.